Clock. Wise. Me: "If you get drunk, and the room starts spinning, does it spin counter-clockwise if you're on the other side of the equator?" She: "What?" Me: "You know, like toliet water. It spins the other way when you're in Brazil." She: "The more important question is, if you're ON the equator, in the
Nobody's Cookie He: "Are you my little snickerdoodle?" Me: "Hell, no! I've seen what you do to snickerdoodles." He: "..." Me: "Think of me as day-old bread."
Priceless? She: "Have you ever paid for sex?" Me: "Honey, I feel like I've always paid for sex." She: "Sorry, I meant outside of maintaining a boyfriend." Me: "And I want a refund! Do gigalos take master card?" She: "Why?" Me: "I want the option of disputing the charges."
Movie Review She: "Have you seen the new Spiderman film, yet?" Me: "I saw it over the weekend." She: "And?" Me: "It was pretty good. The sticky floor added a sense of verisimilitude." She: "Ewww." Me: "It would've been fine if they'd stopped there, but they made the arm rests sticky, too." She: "EWWW!"
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